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Joke of the Day

"I hope Death is a feminist. That way nothing will ever change."

"There's nothing a ""Baby On Board"" sticker says that the Honda Odyssey it's on doesn't already say."

"I heard a pun about German sausages... But it was the wurst pun I've ever heard."

"If you only had 1% battery left on your phone, what would you tweet? Because clearly we'd still tweet."

"What do you call it if you were to second guess your decision to book time at a native american community? That's a reservation reservation reservation. (Credit to Brian Regan)"

"What's the difference between Kanye West, an American College student, and a homeless man? The homeless man has $7 to his name."

"I just ate a frozen apple! Hardcore."

"I hope my children have crippling OCD because free housekeeping would be sweet."

"4-year-old: What do you want for your birthday? Me: You could get me a ""world's best dad"" mug. 4: You told me not to lie."

"What goes ""Clip clop, clip clop, clip clop, clip clop, BANG, clip clop, clip clop""? Amish drive by shooting."