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Joke of the Day

"There's nothing a ""Baby On Board"" sticker says that the Honda Odyssey it's on doesn't already say."

"Two cannibals are eating a clown... and one says to the other: ""Does this taste funny to you?"""

"Texting back and forth with a wrong number. I'm all ""Dude! Let's be BFF's!"". He/she is all ""Stop texting me"". CLASSIC him/her!"

"If you call a group of lions a pride, and a group of crows a murder; what do you call a group of pedophiles? The British Parliament"

"What do a glass of water and an Atheist have in common? Jesus can make them both wine."

"So a man wins an argument with his wife..."

"what flavor of ice cream do you wish existed?? shaq sweat, nickelodeon slime, or maybe even dog the bounty hunter mullet flavored wow"

"If she shovels shit at the local zoo, then she's a keeper"

"What do you call a vampire junkie? Count Drugula."

"I politely asked a woman on my flight if she could put her kid in the overhead compartment & she looked at me like I was crazy or something."