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Joke of the Day
"I heard a pun about German sausages... But it was the wurst pun I've ever heard."
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"What's the smartest muscle in the human body? The anal sphincter; it can differentiate solid, liquid, and gas."
"A man goes to the doctors, complaining about a pain in his eye. Man: Every time I drink coffee I get a sharp pain in my eye Doctor: Have you tried removing the spoon first"
"yo mama so stupid that when she enterd a stupid contest they said sorry no professionals."
"Look, I'm not running a charity here, and if I was I'd be too busy embezzling money to help people."
"What's the scariest 3 letter acronym for a soldier in Afghanistan with a 15 year old daughter at home? IUD"
"There's 2 cows in a paddock One says ""moo"" the other says ""damn, I was just about to say that."""
"If life gives you melons you might be dyslexic."
"What did one butt cheek say to the other? If we stick together, we can stop this crap!"