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Joke of the Day

"I'm not your typical teenage girl. I'm 35 years old."

"Comp Sci Joke I'd tell you a joke about TCP but I'd have to keep repeating it until you got it."

"Skipped the gym today to go to McDonald's. The bus did not come back, so I had to walk 2 miles home. Well played, universe."

"""ARGHH A HOUSE SPIDER"" [spider removes earbuds] ""yah actually im more into ambient trance but whatever"""

"Why did the feminist refuse a back rub? Too massagynistic"

"A Catholic priest and a rabbi are sitting together on a bench when a young boy walks by... ""Let's fuck him!"" says the priest. ""Out of what?"" asks the rabbi."

"George Bush and his son like to refer to each other as ""41"" and ""43."" I don't know why they'd be so proud of IQ's that low."

"[gets out of tanning bed with a grilled cheese sandwich]"

"The link in the text.... Stolen Bull semen. http://sacramento.cbslocal.com/2016/01/22/nearly-50000-in-bull-semen-stolen-from-turlock-truck/"

"Parallel lines have so much in common, It's a shame they'll never meet."