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Joke of the Day

"Comp Sci Joke I'd tell you a joke about TCP but I'd have to keep repeating it until you got it."

"I've never been a great salesman I'll tell you that for free"

"There seems to be a direct correlation between how many rosaries you have hanging on your rearview and how shitty a driver you are."

"How many NBA finals does Lebron plan on losing? not 1 not 2 not 3 not 4 not 5 not 6 not 7"

"If sleep is the cousin of death, then nap-kins are at least relatives."

"What's the difference between a musician and a large pizza? The pizza can feed a family of 4."

"What do you call a mexican midget? a paragraph, because he's too short to be an essay."

"You'd think a dude named Captain Crunch would have amazing abs."

"Stop burning bridges. They're not even good kindling. Just use sticks."

"Why is the Ferguson Police Department a fan of Pokemon? Because you gotta catch Jamal"