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Joke of the Day
"I am part of the 1% Well, at least my cell phone battery is."
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"Whats the difference between Harambe and a African child? People give a shit about Harambe"
"What do you call a transformer in a canoe? A row bot"
"[getting a massage] Me: I have tension in my lower back. *therapist begins* Me: Lower. Me: Lower. Th: But that's your a- Me: Lower!"
"Why are pirates so mean? I don't know they jusr Arrrrrrrr!"
"Every time you talk to your wife, you should remember that 'This conversation will be recorded for quality and training purposes.'"
"Where did Santa meet his wife? Conjunction junction, they specialize in hooking up words, phrases, and Clauses"
"What do you call... What do you call a dwarf who sells prosthetic limbs? A small arms dealer."
"My neighbor just planed an orange tree. I told him, ""That's a strange color for a tree."""
"Before you decide to spend less time on social media, make sure you go to every social media website and tell everyone."