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Joke of the Day
"So Mrs Lincoln... Besides that, how'd you like the play?"
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"What did the depressed plankton do? It krilled iself!"
"What dinosaur has the best vocabulary? The bronthesaurus."
"Getting straight ""A""s does not guarantee success, but plenty of evidence shows that not getting ""A""s doesn't preclude it."
"At this point, the only reason I still get The New Yorker is to impress my mailman."
"[high school] Teacher: do u have your homework? Ryan Lochte: I was murdered last night"
"I'm emotionally constipated... Haven't given a shit in days."
"A woman steps into a time machine She goes back 10 minutes so she can add less sugar."
"What does Helen Keller call her dog? Nothing. She's dead."
"What type of wind is named after Santa Claus's warm climate cousin? Santa Ana"