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Joke of the Day
"What's the best way to search a linen store? Undercover."
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"What does Peter Gabriel sing on the toilet? I am the extruder..."
"Why did the chicken cross the road? The first side smelled bad."
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"I saw a front page post today about a woman who hasn't experienced a period in 15 years. That's one long sentence."
"No, please don't feel like you need to use your turn signal. I understand how difficult it can be to slightly move one finger."
"What's white and in the men's 100m track final? The lines."
"Why did the baker not allow greedy people to eat his goods? Because he wanted his produce to be glutton free."
"I thought the fire alarm went off so I exited the building. It was a premature evacuation.."
"I don't sit crossed legged to be classy, I'm holding my tampon in"