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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a black astronaut? Invisible"
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"How do Chinese people name their kids? They throw silverware down a flight of stairs....ting, tong, ping, ding"
"So the other day I tried to bring 2 dead raccoons on an airplane... but the lady at the desk told me a second carrion costs extra."
"Hot lady mouse looking for good time. Any mouse will do boy mouse or girl mouse. Groups preferred. Meet in woods AT NIGHT. Will be a hoot."
"u kno how we have burger king do u think in italy they have spaghetti king"
"If scientists weren't so busy advancing yogurt technology, we'd have flying cars by now."
"Donald Trump Finally something worse than Twilight"
"[spider's junk email folder] -TURN YOUR WEBS INTO $$$$ -HOT SPIDERS ON YOUR CEILING WANT TO MEET YOU -TRY THE ULTIMATE 8 LEG DIET TODAY"
"What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing... they're both stuck up bitches."
"If you can read this You're not Floyd Mayweather"