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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a black astronaut? Invisible"
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"What's the most popular sports channel in Mexico? ESPNOL"
"I deleted my facebook account. Could one of you tell them it's raining and cold here?"
"I work as a waiter. The pay isn't great but I put food on the table."
"My girlfriend doesn't believe in sex before marriage. So I showed .... My girlfriend doesn't believe in sex before marriage. So I showed her some of my old home movies to prove it was real."
"Did you hear about the Chinese man who was arrested for sodomizing a 9-year-old? His name was Yung Bu Ti."
"I made a knock-knock joke for ya Me: knock-knock You: Who's there? Me: DEAD NAZI! You:... Dead nazi who? Me: I bet you Dead Nazi that one coming."
"Counterfeit $1 bills reportedly found in circulation Be on the lookout for hot singles in your area."
"So Fabio is endorsing a new line of Fleshlights They're calling them ""I can't believe it's not butt."""
"Why did the sea monster eat 5 ships that were carrying potatoes? No one can eat just one potato ship."