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Joke of the Day

"I have an inferiority complex ....But it's not a very good one. :("

"My coworker got third-degree burns on his tongue. I was going to make a joke about it, but decided it would be in poor taste."

"Our 2-year-old is entertaining everyone at the restaurant by screeching like a seagull every fifteen seconds."

"My sister told me she is going to become fucking rich... I didn't know she wanted to be a porn actress"

"The Humane Society will give Donald Trump $5 if he releases that thing on his head back into the woods."

"Why Jared Leto should win an osvar for Suicide Squad. *spoilers Not ONCE did his Joker mention that he's a vegan."

"Coworker: Are those Chinos? Me: No. These are my pants. Coworker... Me: Who steals pants?"

"What did the boner say to the olympic swimmer? Dont be so Hard-on yourself the embarassment will only last a few months!"

"I'll never forget my dad's last words before he kicked the bucket ""Hey son, how far do you think I can kick this thing?"""

"So I read this book about a camping trip, It was really intents... I'll see myself out."