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Joke of the Day
"Coworker: Are those Chinos? Me: No. These are my pants. Coworker... Me: Who steals pants?"
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"What do you call an aardvark that's just lost a fight? A vark!"
"I've found that nowadays most people don't like holding hands in public. Especially if you don't know them."
"Did you hear about the 150 lb. man who had 75 lb. testicles? He was half nuts!!!"
"What do you do in the bathroom if you are trying to waste time? Stall"
"What do diapers and politicians have in common? They both need to be changed after a while for the same reason"
"what do you call an italian whore? a pastatute lol"
"Watching cooking shows makes you realize how much forehead sweat is possibly in your food"
"There is a mile long line of cars stopped ahead, but go ahead and honk at the guy in front of you. It might help."
"Nice that after 17 years of marriage I can still have a sex dream about my wife. Last night the role of my wife was played by Jessica Alba."