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Joke of the Day

"The Humane Society will give Donald Trump $5 if he releases that thing on his head back into the woods."

"it's a status....not your diary..."

"Henry VIII would be glad to know that in a post-Game Of Thrones world he actually seems pretty chill"

"Dear Idiot: It's HOMEOpath, not HOMOpath. Homopath is like a crazy gay dude."

"I just found spaghetti in our heating ducts if any of you were thinking of having children."

"Sometimes when life closes one door it opens another, because apparently life is trying to air condition the whole damned neighborhood."

"Why Can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer? Because sometimes, you can get rid of cancer."

"What is the first rule of Woman`s fight club? Never tell anyone what are you so mad about"

"What do you get if you cross Bambi and a ghost? Bamboo"

"What did the pirate day on his 80th birthday? Aye Matey!"