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Joke of the Day
"He is known as a miracle comic. If he's funny, it's a miracle!"
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"I was a fantastic parent right up until I had kids of my own."
"What's 6 inches long and starts with a p? ........... a shit (think about it)"
"I made you a cake. I also ate it for you."
"Imagine meeting the girl of your dreams and then finding out that she eats spaghetti with a knife."
"How do you call a black woman who had 7 abortions? ...a crime fighter"
"Watching these people in this commercial, rock climb, scuba dive & live life to the fullest, makes me wish I had genital herpes."
"If only humans were more like me, smart and wise and- *I get surprised by the toast I forgot I was making*"
"One time an electrician came home drunk at four o'clock in the morning. ""Wire you insulate?"" his wife scolded. ""Watts it to you?"" he snapped. ""I'm ohm, ain't I?"""
"The dishwasher is making weird noises. Probably because she's outside chopping firewood."