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"How do you call a black woman who had 7 abortions? ...a crime fighter"
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"[at my dad's funeral after he drowns] ME: *places a wreath made of a life preserver on the coffin* It's what he would have wanted..."
"GOD: there, my first animal :) SNAKE:youre not done right? How am I supposed to move? G:like this*shimmies* S: G:just kinda*shimmies* S:dude"
"When is a door not a door? When it's ajar."
"What's the difference between traffic and strawberries? You can eat strawberry jam."
"Prostitutes are really over achievers... I mean all they do is succeed."
"To commemorate the day. Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11 9/11 who? You were supposed to never forget."
"""My dog's learning to speak a foreign language."" ""Espanol?"" ""No, he's a labrador."""
"A comment suitable for most of the reddit jokes Repost"
"How do you request another Mormon wife? Brigham Young"