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Joke of the Day
"I made you a cake. I also ate it for you."
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"Did you hear the one about to car that lost its tires? Apparently it was in a wheel hurry."
"I think I have a genetic predisposition to diarrhea... It runs in my jeans."
"Why did the cell phone need glasses? Because it ran out of contacts."
"How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? TENTACLES!"
"You know what they say about the necronomicon? It's a real cult classic!"
"Donald trump wins miley cyrus said she would leave the country. I'll vote for him if u throw in Justin bieber too. Good way to secure the presidency"
"Coworker: I never would've guessed you're in your 30's. You look so young. Me: I'm old at heart."
"Why don't math majors like to drink alcohol? Because they don't like to drink and derive."
"lets play cops & robbers! ok! i'll be robber! i'll be cop! *robber hides* *cop just starts wrestling all the black kids in the neigborhood*"