198521
Joke of the Day
"Imagine meeting the girl of your dreams and then finding out that she eats spaghetti with a knife."
Next Joke
"him: what did you do all day? *steps aside to reveal 12 cats taped together* Me: it's a purrrramid!"
"Bill O'Reilly What a fucking joke"
"What's the name of that movie with that actor in which the guy does that thing with that other thing in that place during that time?"
"If the fate of the world ever depended on me opening a new plastic grocery or produce bag in under a minute, we'd all be dead."
"My friend is not a member of an organized political party He's a Democrat."
"What do Albanian kids want to be when they grow up? Italian"
"I told my wife that I am helping create jobs in the economy. I left a dish in the sink and told her she now has a job to do."
"Sources are saying Geno Smith threw the first punch but it landed a few yards short and was returned for a touchdown."
"Weird how old people suddenly stop being so deaf the second you put music they don't like on"