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Joke of the Day
"I was a fantastic parent right up until I had kids of my own."
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"What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Licksalotapuss. What do you call a gay dinosaur? Megasoreass."
"America is in labor now Soon we will know if it's a boy or a girl."
"Why is a pizza delivery guy like a gynecologist? They're allowed to smell it, but they get in trouble if they eat it. Teehee"
"Why did the robber take a bath? So he could make a clean getaway."
"Teacher: Why are you late? Boy: My fish died. Teacher: What fish? Boy: You don't know him he goes to different school."
"What's the oldest trick in the book? The first one."
"I ordered the kit ""Make your wife beautiful"" And they sent me two bottles of Jagermeister."
"Original Yo Momma? (I think, please verify) Yo mommas so fat, shes being traded on the oil futures market!"
"Whats long and black? The unemployment line"