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Joke of the Day

"Watching these people in this commercial, rock climb, scuba dive & live life to the fullest, makes me wish I had genital herpes."

"How do you get a redneck to give a dog a blowjob? Dip the dog's dick in ranch dressing."

"Ever wonder why people pay so much for their electricity bill? CON Edison."

"she says she want a bad boy so i unplug the usb w/o ejecting it"

"While it paints me to say this... I'm really not much of an artist."

"Did you hear of the 2 thieves who stole a calendar? They each got six months."

"What do you call a rapper who masterbates a lot? Lil Wayne-ker"

"What do you get when you shove an iPhone into a blender? Apple Sauce"

"I'm long, brown, and I love bowls. Jimi Hendrix."

"How do you make holy water? You boil the Hell out of it. My 12-year-old daughter claims to have invented this joke this weekend. I don't know if it's original or not."