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Joke of the Day

"I only have room in my brain to care about three people and six types of cheese at any time."

"s/o to the first person who saw a horse and was like ""YO i wanna sit on that thing and make it take me places"""

"HISTORICAL FACT: I moved to Miami too, but I didn't make such a big fucking deal about it."

"Kenya please explain why you called Chad a Niger? You Congo around using words like that or all of a Sudan you Ghana have no place Togo"

"Why did the elephant bring toilet paper to the party? He's a party pooper!"

"What happens when you put your hand in a jar of jelly beans The black ones steal your watch"

"I'm not racist I have a colored T.V."

"If I was a squirrel I'd chuck my nuts in your hole!"

"I took a Viagra the other day and it got stuck in my throat... I had a stiff neck all day."

"The Barber of Seville by Aaron Floor"