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Joke of the Day
"I took a Viagra the other day and it got stuck in my throat... I had a stiff neck all day."
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"Did you hear about the cactus that went to the party? He spiked the drinks."
"I can tell the way my kids inherited my sarcasm by the way I want to punch them in the face every time they use it."
"What do you call a potato shaped like a penis? A dicktater"
"Yesterday I was telling my friend that my chiropodist improved my posture ... He pointed out that it was in fact my chiropractor. I stand corrected."
"I've just started playing the triangle in a reggae band I stand at the back and ting."
"Classics I have a dream that one day my mum will understand that online games can't be paused."
"I walked into a shop yesterday... 14 stitches."
"What's the difference between Trump and Clinton? 62 Electoral Votes"
"If you can't hear me it's because I'm in parentheses."