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Joke of the Day
"The Barber of Seville by Aaron Floor"
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"Joke about jokes. I've never told this joke, but I have written it once."
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"""Ummmm..."" -Rope, while being tied into a noose"
"I have separation anxiety so I date a boomerang. It always comes back to me."
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