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Joke of the Day

"The Barber of Seville by Aaron Floor"

"Ripped a mole off my face today... Gotta stop looking down gopher holes..."

"My husband wants me to stop working on my flamingo impression. I had to put my foot down."

"A son whale asks his father ""Dad, where did I come from?"" ""You come from your mother, son."" ""Thanks, dad."" ""You're whalecum."""

"I masturbated so good last night That i woke up to find my dick making breakfast"

"I Like my women like i like my elevators.... If I push their buttons, they'll go down."

"If you think Phil Robertson (the Duck Dynasty guy) has offensive view regarding homosexuality, or slavery... You should hear his answers regarding evolution, climate change, or 8 plus 9."

"Whenever I see someone with spider web tattoos on their elbows I spray them with Raid and attempt to flush them down the toilet."

"How does an Australian clean is bum? Bidet, mate."

"technology My Grandpa said ""Your generation relies to much on technology."" I said ""No, your generation relies to much on technology."" Then I unplugged his life support."