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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between a stoner and a Jew? A stoner gets baked more than once"
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"New Adage! Coined a phrase today and wanted to share: ""You either go with the flow, or get flushed down the toilet."" Pretty cunning don't 'cha think?"
"What did the scientist say when he created something super BASIC? ExtraOrdinary"
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"What do you call a bear with no teeth?"