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Joke of the Day

"Kenya please explain why you called Chad a Niger? You Congo around using words like that or all of a Sudan you Ghana have no place Togo"

"What do you call a man doing dishes? Single."

"They released a new study on marriage It's the number one cause of divorce"

"What do iPhone 7 and the lastest trailer Pirates of the Carribean 5 have in common? They have no Jack."

"Giving people the finger while driving just isn't effective. Which is why I had the catapult installed."

"What's the difference between a black man and Batman? Batman can go into a store without Robin."

"Why is there a ""D"" in fridge but not in refrigerator? Because you don't put the ""D"" in the big ones."

"What is it called when Michael J. Fox smokes a joint? Shake N' Bake."

"You may be cool.. ...but you'll never be -274 C cool."

"How did Christopher Columbus find India? He used Apple Maps."