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Joke of the Day

"I've started attending a self-help group for sex addicts... I haven't got an addiction. It's just a great way of meeting sluts."

"Our local council said they are going to get all the coins out of the wishing well and put them into a balloon. Talk about getting everyone's hopes up."

"That moment when the bus runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it!"

"What do computers and air conditioners have in common? Neither work when you open windows."

"What do you call a dog with no legs? Don't bother, he's not coming."

"No matter how hard I try, I just never seem to run out of bad ideas."

"What do The Walking Dead and Fast & Furious have in common? dead walkers"

"Papa Bear: I wish he'd Mackle more. Mama Bear: I wish he'd Mackle less. Baby Bear: I tore the throat out of a girl who stole our porridge."

"What do you call an Arab who just arrived -Amir The next one? -Amir Azwal The next? -Amir Azwal Azim"

"Why did Theon Greyjoy become Reek as Ramsay Bolton's hostage? He was suffering from Starkhome syndrome"