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Joke of the Day

"How do you know your sister is having her period? (Sick danish humor) NSFW When your fathers dick taste like blood."

"What do you call a big trash can? A dumpster. LOLOLOLOL"

"Did you hear about the man who drowned in a bowl of Muesli? He was pulled under by a strong currant"

"Rene Descartes walks into a bar The bartender says would you like a beer? Descartes says ""I think not"" and promptly vanishes."

"What did the egg say to the boiling water? It might take me awhile to get hard, I just got laid by this chick."

"What did the pea say to the peanut? At least you got one nut, I don't see what you're crying about."

"Turns out I can hold my breath with a pillow over my face way longer than an old person. Innocent mistake.."

"A vegan, a few crossfitters and a bunch of atheists are coming over for Easter There's no joke, I just thought you all should know"

"How many RothChilds does it take to change a light bulb? There still working on it..."

"I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman where the Self Help section was."