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Joke of the Day

"I've heard a lot of good puns in my day but.... the one about the kleptomaniac baker really takes the cake."

"I forgot my brother's birthday last month. What did he say? Rick: Nothing yet."

"I finally got around to watching Dr Strange It was about time"

"What do you have when life gives you melons? Dyslexia."

"Why do woman out live men? They don't have wives"

"I just got asked to work on a ""special project"" which is boss for ""This was assigned to me but you're smarter so here you do it."""

"What kind of bike does hipster Jesus ride? A Cruci-fixie."

"Life would be more fun if every time we sneezed we lifted off the ground a few feet and came back down in slow motion"

"How is a marriage similar to a deck of cards? Starting off with 2 hearts and a diamond seems great but by the end all you want is a club and a spade."

"Kim Davis's Daughter was Fired by the SPCA She wouldn't feed the strays"