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Joke of the Day

"2 pedophiles are sitting on a park bench when an 11 year old boy walks by... One pedo leans over to the other and says ""boy he must've looked good back in the day"""

"A man goes into a pharmacy And asks, Do you have pills for memory? The pharmacist says, Yes we do. And the man goes: You do what?"

"I only have sex with the lights off to prevent having to explain some of my tattoos."

"What did the SS officer say after having his eye shot out? I can nazi."

"What do old people smell like? Depends..."

"How do you sink the Polish navy? Put it in water"

"What is a pirate's favorite letter? A pardon."

"Oddly enough, when ducks take pictures of themselves, they make the drunk sorority girl face."

"What's it called when two retarded lesbians have sex? Sthaftey scthissors!"

"Who is Ric Flair's favorite director? John WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"