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Joke of the Day
"I think we all know Lincoln Chaffee won the Democratic debate last night."
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"Ever wondered what your nose is for? It stops you eyes from sticking together."
"Whilst having an argument with my wife about housework, she asked me to look at it from a woman's point of view ... So I looked out the kitchen window."
"What do you call a man who excels at fishing? A master baiter"
"What do you call a blind dinosaur? An Idontthinkhesaurus."
"I poured my root beer... ... into a square cup, now I'm left with only beer."
"What's Hitler's favorite video game? Mein Kraft."
"Researchers in Canada have reported finding a superconductor that they say works at room temperature."
"Q: What is the one thing you will never hear a man say? A: Her tits are just too big."
"How do you tell if someone is riding a bicycle for fitness or because they have a DUI? The cigarette."