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Joke of the Day
"I almost became a cop...... I decided to finish High School instead!"
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"What's an owl's favorite song? The Who's Who are you? Hoot hoot. Hoot hoot."
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"If I ever need to ask for directions, I will find an Asian person, because who better to help me get Oriented?"
"My boss is sick of my comedy at work and says if I tell one more joke then I'll be fired! Well, I'll have the last laugh"
"Where do country music artists become country music greats? The obituaries"
"In case nobody has Facebook, it's cold outside."
"[NSFW] Why do the things Donald Trump says always sound fishy? Melania needs to douche."
"Top uses for Golf Balls: 1. Describing hail storms 2. Describing tumors 3. Playing golf"
"I wish my name was Grudge. This way my wife would hold on to me forever."