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Joke of the Day
"I almost became a cop...... I decided to finish High School instead!"
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"If you eat a pot brownie and a Ken doll, you'll poop a Matthew McConaughey."
"What do you call 2 fat people talking? A heavy discussion"
"I nevur make the same mistake twice. NEVUR."
"What do you call it when you go down on a paraplegic? Meals on wheels"
"How did Tom Brady's feel after losing to the Broncos? Deflated"
"So my close friends kid wanted to be Batman. So a murdered his parents after giving them tickets to the opera. He doesn't seem so keen now."
"What happens when you pour acid on a basic bitch? She becomes salty."
"How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? Idk, its too dark to tell them apart."
"I went to go smoke a joint with some Mexicans. When I asked if they had any papers they all ran."