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Joke of the Day
"You can tune a piano But you can't tuna fish!"
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"30 And to his followers he said, ""Beliebers, weep not for me but yourselves and your children; for they'll never get to see me in concert."""
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"schrodinger's joke. It's funny and not funny at the same time, until you tell it to someone."