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Joke of the Day

"Why does China have such a large population??? Because their condoms were Made in China."

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"I was talking to my Irish mate about Brad Pitt's films, but I could not remember the name of that historical Greek film he was in..... ""Troy."" he said, suddenly. ""I am."" I replied. ""Give me a minute"""

"I've recently taken up a class in French Self Defense... It's exhausting, I've never ran so far!"

"I stopped living paycheck to paycheck... ...now I live direct deposit to direct deposit."

"So there was this guy who flew so close to the sun he was able to touch it in exactly one spot... ...after that, he was a real tangent."

"I was going to make a Casey Anthony joke but my mom would kill me"

"Young people don't relate to George Foreman. That's why, today, I'm introducing the Skrillex Grillex."

"Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia: Fear of long words."

"I don't mind hopping on the bandwagon every once in a while, but seriously, it's 2010. Buy a fucking car already."