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Joke of the Day
"What did the test tube baby ask its father? Am I a jerk off?"
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"[Jewish joke] Did you hear about the old Mohel who got fired from his synagogue? He got the sack! [(definition)](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mohel)"
"My brother is a true gentleman He knows not to kiss my girlfriend when he has sex with her"
"What's worse than waking up at a party with a penis drawn on your face? Finding out it was traced."
"An ideal homework excuse Teacher: Where is your homework? Pupil: I put it in a safe but lost the combination!"
"Transsexuals just aren't what they used to be"
"What do you call a man with a large flatfish on his head? Ray!"
"Where's the most racist place to focus one's thoughts? Inward"
"My favourite part about playing video games is probably thwarting evil. You never get to thwart anything in real life. I like to thwart."
"It's not cool to skip on dating someone who talks funny -- just because your english is gooder than theirs be."