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Joke of the Day

"Politicians and dipers have one thing in common they should be changed regularly, and for the same reason"

"*goes down on escalator Escalator: I have a boyfriend"

"I used to indecisive, now I'm not so sure....."

"my girlfriends said if this gets 1000 up votes then I probably reposted somebody elses joke"

"Why was the Cyclops a terrible teacher? He only had one pupil."

"What do Driving Testers and Vegetarians have in common? They are both very pedantic"

"Ganondorf doesn't use Reddit There are too many Links"

"Why did Matthew Arnold go swimming before writing Dover Beach? Before writing the poem, he felt he had to do some sole-searching."

"A liberal arts student walks into a bar. (Insert pronoun here) can't buy anything."

"I don't want to die doing something I love. I want to die doing something I hate. That way I don't have to finish it."