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Joke of the Day
"You should always buy very high end speakers It's a sound investment"
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"What do you call a black guy on the moon? An astronaut, you racist."
"My girlfriend HATES it when I sneak up on her. According to her lawyer she also hates it when I call her my girlfriend ( ._.)"
"My mum must be such a bitch. Just found out she left us before I was born."
"Why did the kid cross the playground? To get to the other slide."
"Mulatto friend of mine was eating Oreos. I asked her ""Isn't that cannibalism""?"
"I've said this to countless medical professionals. Nobody's laughed yet. ""Does my chart say what blood type I have? I can never remember."" ""O+"" ""Oh... [insert troll face] Positive?"""
"Nothing better than experiencing the majesty and wonder of the great outdoors on a really good television."
"I think Chris Brown should be a storm trooper in the next Star Wars. Maybe he can actually hit somebody."
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