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Joke of the Day

"I have really bad hay fever Which means I have an uncontrollable desire to have sex with the straw man from the wizard of Oz"

"Dollar Tree clerk asked me to fill out a survey to maybe win a $500 gift card and I was like I don't need to own a whole dollar store thanks"

"""Where was you at?"" I was probably not skipping English class."

"The easiest way to get rid of a ghost is to ask him for some rent money or to help with the dishes"

"What is black, autist and takes about 9 months to grow. Non of your concern."

"If you see someone wearing camouflage clothing, bump into them. It only takes a second of your time & it makes them feel like it works."

"I remember 2014 like it was yesterday"

"What do you call an Ethiopian squatting to take a shit? A bragging son of of a bitch."

"What happens when you bring beer to a BYU party? All the girls put on their panties and go home."

"Forget waterboarding, just put a cold hand on my belly and I'll tell you anything you want to know."