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Joke of the Day

"Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees ? they are really good at it"

"I renamed my iPod Titantic It's syncing much better now."

"Does anyone know any good renal/kidney jokes? I'm in nursing school right now and there's a competition in one of my classes for the funniest renal joke. I can't think of any! Help?"

"What's the best thing about Switzerland? I don't know, but their flag is a big plus."

"What does the B in Benoit B. Mandelbrot stand for? Benoit B. Mandelbrot"

"How did the hipster burn his tongue? He drank his coffee *before* it was cool. :-)"

"Hear about the baby with AIDS? It never gets old..."

"Where do cousins come from? Ant holes"

"You guys are so selfish, only think about yourselves, not important stuff. Who the FUCK is going to narrate Morgan Freemans life? WHO?!"

"What do you call a recovering alcoholic? A ginspiration."