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Joke of the Day
"I just axed this dude what kind of body spray he was wearing."
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"What's the difference between family bonding and family bondage? One is forced and borderline torture, the other is sex."
"What do you call a fake noodle? ... An ""impasta""!!!!"
"I like Jews how I like my cookies. Cooked in an oven"
"In Russia, Vladimir Putin has said that the killers of Nemtsov ""will be ruthlessly hunted down."" He added, ""It's cheaper than paying them"""
"I needed the loo, and only a wishing well was in sight. Well. Shit."
"My wife and I have been dieting together for a week so it'd probably be safer for me to come home smelling like perfume than a Snickers bar."
"Everybody is somebody else's weirdo."
"What do you call dangerous precipitation? A rain of terror."
"What's Hitler's favorite letter? I don't know, but certainly not Z."