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Joke of the Day

"What did the chef say when Hannibal Lecter sent his breast meat back, complaining it was overcooked? ""TOUGH TITTIES!"""

"What's the difference between a Porsche and a trash bag full of dead babies? I don't have a Porsche in my garage."

"I hate it when I'm having the most delicious meal in the world and someone walks into the kitchen and tells me to get out of their house."

"Why is the sky blue? And how can we cheer it up?"

"What do you call a gay dinosaur? A Megasaurass"

"What do you call a Transformer that's also an optometrist? Oculus Prime."

"Going on Reddit is a lot like having sex You have fun for about 30 minutes then it all ends and you look back at the mess you just made."

"Cow Joke What do cows watch in the theaters? moovie"

"My teacher thought my essay on Brokeback Mountain was irrelevant to the class. But he said he wanted an essay about the male gays in film!"

"Wiping your ass is a lot like a traffic light Red means stop."