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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a Transformer that's also an optometrist? Oculus Prime."

"Who's the most popular guy in the nudist camp? The one who can carry two cups of coffee AND a dozen donurs!"

"What do you call a white Arab prince? A milk sheikh"

"What are most incarcerated inner-city youths locked up for? Some bullshit"

"What did the accountant do when he was constipated? He worked it out with a pencil."

"I'm sorry I threw up all over your carpet when you referred to your spouse as your ""lover""."

"Why did the Hispanic become a mathematician? It takes Juan to know one."

"What happened to the horse that swallowed a dollar bill? It bucked!"

"says if you don't like what you see in the mirror, run the hot water until it fogs up. Problem solved."

"The Story of the Old, Empty Barn There was nothing in it."