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"Cow Joke What do cows watch in the theaters? moovie"

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"Jesus is all like eat my body, drink my blood and I'm all like dude, I only like you as a friend."
"Its ridiculous that Wile E. Coyote is remembered for his anger issues and not for his amazing & realistic paintings of fake tunnels."
"this joke has no title What did this joke's mother say to it? ""You're not going anywhere!"" geddit?"
"Basically anything you buy at the hardware store looks like you're getting ready to take hostages."
"I asked the Nazi store for a discount They gave me 8 off."
"Tomb Raider gave me carpal tunnel syndrome. ...and that was just the box art."
"What do you call a group of dead geologists? Mineral Spirits"
"What's the deal with Arab Airlines food... Emirate?"
"How do you know you're in a modern art museum? If you need to ask if the bench is an art piece."