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"What do you call a gay dinosaur? A Megasaurass"
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"My friend tells me she's sitting on the board of the local chapter of Rotory Club. I just hope they have good cushions.."
"You know what's a shame? A bus carrying lawyers and politicians going off a cliff and everyone on board dying. You know what's a damn shame? There was an empty seat in the back. Edit: details."
"I was awake all night 'cause my neighbor was listening to dubstep... ...and I was lying there, waiting for the other beat to drop."
"Why do Asian students do so well in school? Because an Asian without A's is a sin"
"If orange is the new black? then Donald Trump is black"
"Hansel: how are we gonna get home Gretel: we should leave some sort of trail Duck: [pitching voice] how about a trail of bread crumbs"
"""How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb?"" ""It's a really obscure number, you probably haven't heard of it."""
"What do you call the moisture build-up between two cousins having sex? Relative humidity"
"How many feminists does it take...... ...to change a light bulb? 0, woman are so unrepresented in technology that this is not possible."