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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a Porsche and a trash bag full of dead babies? I don't have a Porsche in my garage."

"When you want to marry a beautiful, a smart and a rich woman marry three times."

"Girl: What colour are my eyes? Guy: 34C."

"I think I'm a superhero, but I don't even remember being bitten by a radioactive sloth."

"Women, you can't live with 'em... And you can't cut their heads off and gang-rape their corpses. Not alone at least. Get your buddies to help."

"What does your mom and a rain forest have in common? If you look deep enough in the bush, you might find a cockatoo."

"I know the basics of sex... You could say I know the ins and outs."

"I hate to think there are meteorologists out there who've never stood in front of the green screen and pretended to jerk off Florida."

"Q: Did you hear about the Blonde who got a pair of water-skis? A: She's still looking for a lake with a slope."

"When you thought all of the celeb deaths of 2016 were over then WHAM!"