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Joke of the Day

"what do you think of the number 4? you mean like on a scale of 1 to 10? stolen from: https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/31g6qc/i_am_a_don_hertzfeldt_filmmaker_ama/cq1dzn8"

"Hannah Montana DVD: $15, Tub of vaseline: $3, XL box of tissues: $2, Look of disgust from the cashier:Priceless."

"Here's to the stork that brings good babies, the raven that brings bad babies... And the swallow that brings no babies."

"You are going to lose your license to be a doctor Doctor 1: You are going to lose your Doctoring License Doctor 2: Everyone has slept with their patients one time or another Doctor 1: You're a vet"

"How do you drown a little Asian boy? Pinch his nose before you cum."

"What do women and dog poop have in common? The older they are the easier they are to pick up."

"How many Reddit mods does it take to change a lightbulb? [removed]"

"Guy: How many puppies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Do you know yet? Me (in a sea of puppies): No, they haven't done it. Bring more"

"How do rabbits get to work? By rabbit transit!"

"Possessio is nine tenths of the word. [Source](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ej8EaLF382c)"