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Joke of the Day

"Possessio is nine tenths of the word. [Source](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ej8EaLF382c)"

"Utilizing your Miranda rights... POLICE: Anything you say will be held against you... BOY: Titties."

"What did the police say to the hot dog? You are under arrest."

"NURSE: I promise. It's ok. You can come in. MAILMAN (trembling): are..are you sure DR DOG: *locked in his office just going freakin nuts*"

"RIP boiling water You will be mist."

"A single sperm has 37.5MB of DNA information in it. That means a normal ejaculation represents a data transfer of 1,587.5TB."

"Imagine William Shakespeare in a swimming pool, perplexed and terrified as children just splash the shit out of him"

"Did you hear the joke about german sausage? It's the wurst!"

"What did adam say to eve? Let's save humanity."

"Did you hear they finally caught the watch thief? It was only a matter of time!"