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Joke of the Day
"Possessio is nine tenths of the word. [Source](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ej8EaLF382c)"
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"Went to my daughter's netball finals yesterday. What a semi."
"I'm starting a Mexican hate group. It's called the quequeque."
"One I heard at a restaurant ""Am I the first girl you ever kissed?"" She whispered softly to her date. ""It's possible"" he admitted, ""Were you at Lake Geneva in 2004?"""
"The problem with ""We, the People"" is mostly you, the people."
"Wish I could focus on anything with even half the intensity of my dog watching me eat yogurt."
"I've been so stressed recently I've been doing that Chinese thing with the needles. You know...heroin."
"""You gotta keep 'em separated!"" -the dude from the Offspring whenever he's doing laundry."
"What is a chinese homosexual videogamer called? Gay Ming"
"WARNING: Racist What do you call a black person on the moon? A problem What do you call all black people on the moon? A solution"