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Joke of the Day
"How do you drown a little Asian boy? Pinch his nose before you cum."
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"[Black Joke] what's the difference between a Black guy and a pizza? The pizza can feed a family of four"
"What's a horny pirates worst nightmare? A sunken chest with no booty! *ba dum tssh*"
"Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because the 'P' is silent."
"TIL: A second is called a second because it's not first."
"My poor dog hates going to the vet. But he just won't die."
"Michel J Fox walks into an ice cream parlor. He orders a large cone with two scoops what flavors does he choose? It doesn't matter he's just going to drop it anyway"
"What did the geologist say to the Ginger after he evaluated her precious metal? Red, it gold."
"There are 10 types of people in the world... Those who understand binary, and those who don't."
"Why does Ariel wear seashells? Because she can't fit into D shells"