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Joke of the Day
"What is the frat guy's favorite ion? Bromide"
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"Where do you guys stand on the cheese debate? I'm staunchly pro-volone."
"Today I found out my nephew is scared of the vacuum.. Today I also found out I have a very dark cruel evil side to me.."
"Why did the redneck high school cancel driver's ed class? They needed the car for sex ed."
"How can you tell if a pedophile is Jewish? ""Hey little kid! Want to buy some candy?"""
"I can produce silver just by sniffing. Smelt it with my own nose. **I'll show myself out**"
"Everyone has the right to be stupid, but you are abusing the privilege!"
"I bet if you work at Tyson Foods sometimes the correct answer to ""guess what"" really is ""chicken butt."""
"Why is a hurricane called a hurricane? If it were predictable, it'd be called a himmicane"
"Parents yelling ""I'm not going to ask you again"" at their kids, will definitely be asking them again"