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Joke of the Day

"Everyone has the right to be stupid, but you are abusing the privilege!"

"What do you call a piano that approves. A piayes."

"What is the most fascist letter? Not C"

"Going to McDonald's for a salad is like going to a whorehouse for a hug."

"I finally got a housekeeper. it's my ex-wife. She kept the house."

"If the world is getting smaller why do postal rates keep going up?"

"If i had a dollar for every time i heard the word trump I would have it on repeat while i slept."

"Why is Mrs Trump always on top? Because Donald can only fuck up."

"Went to get coffee for a coworker. I effed up the order, but used it as a teaching opportunity to illustrate the dangers of outsourcing."

"Damn team mate are you the ladbible? Because you are baiting me so hard."