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Joke of the Day

"I bet if you work at Tyson Foods sometimes the correct answer to ""guess what"" really is ""chicken butt."""

"What happened when Jesus 'screwed' around? He got *nailed*."

"A young lady who had just been dumped by her boyfriend seemed unusually cheerful. Someone asked her why, and she replied that, sooner or later, time wounds all heels."

"Why Don't I Have Laugh Lines? Because I never smile. :("

"What's a feminist's favourite school lesson? Triggernometry."

"What do you call a dog on a hot summers day A hotdog."

"What happens when you flip an 8 to it's side? Everything, given enough time"

"I'm opening up a restaurant called: I Don't Care, Where Do You Wanna Go?"

"I've learnt a lot from the movies over the years, such as how to count using Roman numerals... I, II, III, IV, V, Balboa."

"What's Finn's favorite grocery store? TR-8R Poe's."