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Joke of the Day
"Why did the redneck high school cancel driver's ed class? They needed the car for sex ed."
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"Want to know how I can see 6 years into the future? I have 2020 vision."
"You can lose weight if you don't eat foods that start with capital letters. Even faster if you live in Germany!"
"ME: we can do this GOOGLE SMART CAR: we can't clear the bridge ME: *mashes 'im feeling lucky' button*"
"A duck walks up to a prostitute.... And says, ""put it on my bill"""
"Kanye tryin to get a parrot to talk, says to him: Polly want a cracker? Parrot look at Kanye, say Nigger want a watermelon?"
"""When I was a kid I asked my mum what a couple was and she said: 'Oh, two or three'. She wonders why her marriage didn't work."
"A rich kid sees a poor kid kicking a can down the road The rich kid says ""Hey, you, what're you doing?"" The poor kid says ""Moving."""
"dark humor What are your favorite dark humor jokes"
"I told my Mexican student to turn in his essay He said ""I ain't no snitch!""."