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Joke of the Day

"One of the toughest parts of adulthood is figuring out how to stay friends with people who post too many selfies"

"Jerk chicken is just regular chicken that didn't let it's daughter go to prom"

"whenever white girls are fighting and one of them calls the other ""hun"" during the argument world war 3 begins"

"Give em an enchilada, they'll take a milechilada."

"""The police are looking for a man with one eye named Murphy."" ""What's the other eye called?"""

"Why is divorce so expensive? Who cares?? It's worth it!"

"""Well, very clearly cats were sacred to them."" - Archeologist who discovers the Internet"

"Was watching a comedic celebrity gameshow and the lineup consisted of Freddie Starr, Freddie Mercury, Bruno Mars, Phil Jupitus, Neil Armstrong and his son. It really was a solar panel."

"Just bought a guitar. The sale felt a little dodgy, lots of strings attached."

"how did one droid flirt with the other droid ""hey bb"""